SCENE II. [A room in Lovewit's house.]_ACT III_THE ALCHEMIST_ELIZABETHAN DRAMA

SCENE II. [A room in Lovewit's house.]

Enter SUBTLE, followed by TRIBULATION and ANANIAS

Sub. O, are you come? 'Twas time. Your threescore minutes

Were at last thread, you see; and down had gone

Furnus acediœ, turris circulatorius:

Lembec, bolt's-head, retort, and pelican

Had all been cinders. Wicked Ananias!

Art thou return'd? Nay, then it goes down yet.

Tri. Sir, be appeased; he is come to humble

Himself in spirit, and to ask you patience,

If too much zeal hath carried him aside

From the due path.

Sub. Why, this doth qualify!

Tri. The brethren had no purpose, verily,

To give you the least grievance; but are ready

To lend their willing hands to any project

The spirit and you direct.

Sub. This qualifies more!

Tri. And for the orphans' goods, let them be valu'd,

Or what is needful else to the holy work,

It shall be numb'red; here, by me, the saints

Throw down their purse before you.

Sub. This qualifies most!

Why, thus it should be, now you understand.

Have I discours'd so unto you of our stone,

And of the good that it shall bring your cause?

Show'd you (beside the main of hiring forces

Abroad, drawing the Hollanders, your friends,

From the Indies, to serve you, with all their fleet)

That even the med'cinal use shall make you a faction,

And party in the realm? As, put the case,

That some great man in state, he have the gout,

Why, you but send three drops of your elixir,

You help him straight: there you have made a friend.

Another has the palsy or the dropsy,

He takes of your incombustible stuff,

He's young again: there you have made a friend.

A lady that is past the feat of body,

Though not of mind, and hath her face decay'd

Beyond all cure of paintings, you restore,

With the oil of talc: there you have made a friend;

And all her friends. A lord that is a leper,

A knight that has the bone-ache, or a squire

That hath both these, you make 'em smooth and sound,

With a bare fricace〖Rubbing.〗 of your med'cine: still

You increase your friends.

Tri. Ay, 'tis very pregnant.

Sub. And then the turning of this lawyer's pewter

To plate at Christmas——

Ana. Christ-tide, I pray you.

Sub. Yet, Ananias!

Ana. I have done.

Sub. Or changing

His parcel〖Partly.〗 gilt to massy gold. You cannot

But raise you friends. Withal, to be of power

To pay an army in the field, to buy

The King of France out of his realms, or Spain

Out of his Indies. What can you not do

Against lords spiritual or temporal,

That shall oppone〖Oppose.〗 you?

Tri. Verily, 'tis true.

We may be temporal lords ourselves, I take it.

Sub. You may be anything, and leave off to make

Long-winded exercises; or suck up

Your ha! and hum! in a tune. I not deny,

But such as are not graced in a state,

May, for their ends, be adverse in religion,

And get a tune to call the flock together:

For, to say sooth, a tune does much with women

And other phlegmatic people; it is your bell.

Ana. Bells are profane; a tune may be religious.

Sub. No warning with you? Then farewell my patience.

'Slight, it shall down; I will not be thus tortur'd.

Tri. I pray you, sir.

Sub. All shall perish. I have spoke it.

Tri. Let me find grace, sir, in your eyes; the man

He stands corrected: neither did his zeal,

But as your self, allow a tune somewhere.

Which now, being tow'rd〖Near possession of.〗 the stone, we shall not need.

Sub. No, nor your holy vizard,〖Set expression of face.〗 to win widows

To give you legacies; or make zealous wives

To rob their husbands for the common cause:

Nor take the start of bonds broke but one day,

And say they were forfeited by providence.

Nor shall you need o'er night to eat huge meals,

To celebrate your next day's fast the better;

The whilst the brethren and the sisters humbled,

Abate the stiffness of the flesh. Nor cast

Before your hungry hearers scrupulous bones;〖The dry bones of discussion on such scruples.〗

As whether a Christian may hawk or hunt,

Or whether matrons of the holy assembly

May lay their hair out, or wear doublets,

Or have that idol, starch, about their linen.

Ana. It is indeed an idol.

Tri. Mind him not, sir.

I do command thee, spirit (of zeal, but trouble),

To peace within him! Pray you, sir, go on.

Sub. Nor shall you need to libel 'gainst the prelates,

And shorten so your ears〖Have your ears cut off in the pillory.〗 against the hearing

Of the next wire-drawn grace. Nor of necessity

Rail against plays, to please the alderman

Whose daily custard you devour; nor lie

With zealous rage till you are hoarse. Not one

Of these so singular arts. Nor call yourselves

By names of Tribulation, Persecution,

Restraint, Long-patience, and such like, affected

By the whole family or wood〖Assembly.〗 of you,

Only for glory, and to catch the ear

Of the disciple.

Tri. Truly, sir, they are

Ways that the godly brethren have invented,

For propagation of the glorious cause,

As very notable means, and whereby also

Themselves grow soon, and profitably famous.

Sub. O, but the stone, all's idle to't! Nothing!

The art of angels, nature's miracle,

The divine secret that doth fly in clouds

From east to west: and whose tradition

Is not from men, but spirits.

Ana. I hate traditions;

I do not trust them——

Tri. Peace!

Ana. They are popish all.

I will not peace: I will not——

Tri. Ananias!

Ana. Please the profane, to grieve the godly; I may not.

Sub. Well, Ananias, thou shalt overcome.

Tri. It is an ignorant zeal that haunts him, sir:

But truly else a very faithful brother,

A botcher,〖Tailor. But the term was used generally of Puritans.〗 and a man by revelation

That hath a competent knowledge of the truth.

Sub. Has he a competent sum there i' the bag

To buy the goods within? I am made guardian,

And must, for charity and conscience' sake,

Now see the most be made for my poor orphan;

Though I desire the brethren, too, good gainers:

There they are within. When you have view'd and bought 'em,

And ta'en the inventory of what they are,

They are ready for projection; there's no more

To do: cast on the med'cine, so much silver

As there is tin there, so much gold as brass,

I'll gi' it you in by weight.

Tri. But how long time,

Sir, must the saints expect yet?

Sub. Let me see,

How's the moon now? Eight, nine, ten days hence,

He will be silver potate; then three days

Before he citronise.〖Become the color of citron—a stage in the process of producing the stone.〗 Some fifteen days,

The magisterium〖Full accomplishment.〗 will be perfected.

Ana. About the second day of the third week,

In the ninth month?

Sub. Yes, my good Ananias.

Tri. What will the orphans' goods arise to, think you?

Sub. Some hundred marks, as much as fill'd three cars,

Unladed now: you'll make six millions of 'em—

But I must ha' more coals laid in.

Tri. How?

Sub. Another load,

And then we ha' finish'd. We must now increase

Our fire to ignis ardens;〖Fiery heat.〗 we are past

Fimus equinus, balnei, cineris,〖Heat from horse-dung, warm bath, ashes.〗

And all those lenter〖Milder.〗 heats. If the holy purse

Should with this draught fall low, and that the saints

Do need a present sum, I have a trick

To melt the pewter, you shall buy now instantly,

And with a tincture make you as good Dutch dollars

As any are in Holland.

Tri. Can you so?

Sub. Ay, and shall bide the third examination.

Ana. It will be joyful tidings to the brethren.

Sub. But you must carry it secret.

Tri. Ay; but stay,

This act of coining, is it lawful?

Ana. Lawful!

We know no magistrate: or, if we did,

This is foreign coin.

Sub. It is no coining, sir.

It is but casting.

Tri. Ha! you distinguish well:

Casting of money may be lawful.

Ana. 'Tis, sir.

Tri. Truly, I take it so.

Sub. There is no scruple,

Sir, to be made of it; believe Ananias:

This case of conscience he is studied in.

Tri. I'll make a question of it to the brethren.

Ana. The brethren shall approve it lawful, doubt not.

Where shall it be done?

Sub. For that we'll talk anon. Knock without.

There's some to speak with me. Go in, I pray you,

And view the parcels. That's the inventory.

I'll come to you straight. [Exeunt TRIB. and ANA.] Who is it?—Face! appear.

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